Bass Fishing

After dating every actor/model/cater waiter in L.A., failed astronaut and former boy-bander Lance Bass has finally settled down, marrying his HOT piece over Christmas, and of course E! cameras captured every delicious second of this mess for the special Lance Loves Michael: The Lance Bass Wedding.  The happy couple made the rounds yesterday to promote this shitshow, and I had no qualms about asking the non-famous half to take this photo.  Check out Lance's hair!  It's that fly away emo look that was so popular about three years ago!  How long do you think it takes him to get it like that?