Cum to Jesus

There is a fetish out there for just about everything, and I'm ashamed to say that mine might be the Jesus porn NBC miniseries A.D. The Bible Continues, starring Argentinian hottie Juan Pablo de Pace.  The Catholic Church missed a serious marketing opportunity because if Jesus was this hot when I was a kid I wouldn't have tried to get out of Sunday school every week.  I might have even been an altar boy.  Hell, I coulda been the Pope!