Teeny MMMBop

The shitty thing about being a teen singing sensation is that sooner or later you hit puberty and your voice changes, and there's always some floppy haired, squeaky voiced kid with a purity ring waiting in the wings to snatch the mic and your career right out of your hands.  Exhibit A: Hanson.  In town to promote something that isn't MMMBop 2, one of them tried to blow off this photo claiming they were "in a hurry to a business meeting."  Bitch, you disappeared for 17 years and nobody noticed.  You can be a few minutes late to your meeting.