Still A Hot Slab of Canadian Bacon

Ryan Gosling took a break from fucking Eva Mendes to direct a film that I probably won't see (and neither will you), and he was running on full smolder today at the Apple store to promote it.  I may be captivated by the velvety maple syrup essence that wafts off him when he cracks a smile, but unless he jumps into porn the only film I'm interested in seeing is the daily adventures of his abs.