Carmen Electra: Still Trying To Make Fetch Happen

Growing up, I knew this girl named Amy who was neither smart nor interesting.  She skated through junior high and high school on her good looks, and was one of the most popular girls in my class.  Last I heard, she was overweight, still single, and showed up to our high school reunion in a full gown like it was the senior prom all over again.  She reminds me of Carmen Electra, who defies gravity, space and time, age and dignity by being shameless and still trying to turn her limited talent into a career outside the strip club where it was destined to live, because I guess she needs to make money, but more importantly, she needs to be made to feel like she’s still pretty, because that validation is all she’s ever known.  Just like Amy.  If you went to the stripper supply store last night looking for ash blonde hair extensions and couldn't find any, Carmen Electra is the reason why.