Where in the Universe is Carmen Sandiego?

When you're the most hated woman in Colombia you have to travel incognito, which might explain the Bianca Jagger as Carmen Sandiego look Miss Universe Ariadna Gutierrez Pia Alonzo Wurtzbach was working this morning while doing press in New York.  Those Latinas take their pageant shit seriously, so homegirl better be looking over her shoulder every day for the next twelve months while she's cutting ribbons and waving.