She's Still Standing

When you stop and think about it, Brooke Shields has had one hell of a life.  Thrust into the spotlight at 11 months old by her alcoholic stage manager mother, she played a 12 year old prostitute, ran around the jungle with Christopher Atkins in a loincloth, partied with Halston, Andy and Liza at Studio 54 and was the world's most famous virgin until Superman came between her and her Calvins.  She "dated" Michael Jackson and was married to Andre Agassi during the meth years before setting down with some generic guy and a career as a celebrity endorser for crappy shit like Latisse and La-Z-Boy furniture.  It's a miracle she's as nice as she is and not the fucked up bitch she could have been.