People magazine's Sexiest Man Alive 2010, the star of such classics as 'National Lampoon's Van Wilder,' 'Waiting,' and 'Green Lantern' took time out of doing crunches and drinking protein shakes to promote another epic movie, 'The Croods' on The Today Show Friday morning. My personal favorite movie was 'Blade Trinity' when he spent like 3/4 of the movie tied up and shirtless. Since then I've dreamed of doing my laundry on his abs, so it was a no brainer that I'd brave a snowstorm to snap a picture. The talking eight pack showed up just before 8 AM, an umbrella protecting him from the snow for the 10 foot walk from the curb, all but ignoring the few fans waiting. Whomp Whomp.
Nicole Richie arrived a few minutes later, looking like a fabulous Upper East Side lady who lunches in her sunglasses, fur wrap, hat and heels rather than the Dorothy Zbornack Roper Endora middle-aged housewife from the 70s who swings with her husband on the weekends shit she usually wears. She posed for a few pictures before going inside, never muttering a word. Not bad for someone who's gone from succulent Cornish Game Hen with extra juice to poster girl for "Feed the Children." YOU BETTER WORK BITCH!!!
Freezing my ass off waiting for Ryan to leave got my mind wandering to his dating history. Engaged to Alanis Morissette, married and divorced Scarlett Johansson, rumored to have rebounded with Sandra Bullock and Charlize Theron before settling down (for now) with Blake Lively, this boy's peen has seen some A-list poon. Scarlett Johansson claimed that the nude photos that were hacked from her cell phone were for Ryan, and I'm sure he returned the favor by slapping a dick pic on her cell phone screen. Where are those pictures?
Hovering at the corner of the corridor leading to the exit after his interivew, Ryan looked like he wanted to get the hell out of there as soon as possible, so it was a pleasant surprise when he posed for a few photos with fans before jumping into the waiting SUV. I was able to snap a decent shot before I went home and put a pin in my Blake Lively voodoo doll.
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