Gis and Liz

Sometimes my camera acts like a horny, starstruck teenager in the presence of a beautiful woman (or Khloe Kardashian), refusing to focus or snap a shot at that critical moment in some kind of technology performance anxiety fuck you to me.  Unfortunately, this happened a few weeks back at the Today Show, when the really, really ridiculously good looking Gisele Bundchen arrived for a segment, which is why this picture looks like a LaChapelle with Parkinsons.  This girl is gorgeous, rich, thin, and has a perfect husband, but she still doesn't hold a candle to Naomi Campbell.

Thankfully, my camera decided to cooperate for Elizabeth Hurley.  You know her from Austin Powers, but to me she'll always be the girl in the safety pin dress that Hugh Grant cheated on with a Hollywood boulevard hooker.  Elizabeth was in town to promote National Breast Cancer Awareness Month because she's probably a good person but more likely because she's getting up there in model years and nobody is paying attention to her breasts anymore.