That Time Jody Watley Stood Me Up

I'd love to post a photo of me with Jody Watley, but sadly she couldn't tell time, or be on time, or something, so instead, here's a picture of my favorite Real Housewife of any season of any city (with the possible exception of that walking sippy cup Kim Richards) Lisa Hochstein at Sirius on Wednesday.  She may have been assembled in a doctors office, but the work isn't severe in person and she's a total doll - like a Barbie you want to dress up in fun clothes and do her hair and play with and not the cheap Asian blow up doll that you used to be able to buy at Spencer Gifts before they stopped selling that kind of thing you sucio fuck!