8/5/13 - Miley Cyrus' hot piece Liam Hemsworth was at Good Morning America to promote Paranoia, his attempt at being a leading man. Too bad the movie bombed, and he's still just Miley Cyrus' hot piece. I really don't get what he sees in the chipmunk faced hillbilly skank, but you know the wedding is going to look like a tailgate party outside the Monster Truck rally in Daytona Beach.
8/8/13 - What is there to write about Josh Gad (who?) except that he was on some Jenna Elfman TV show I never bothered watching because even the commercials looked stupid and was in Jobs, which is what he was at Good Morning America to promote, except that he was more interested in the vintage car outside the studio than the few fans and photographers that wanted his attention, which is probably not the smartest move to make when your TV show just got cancelled and you're still a relative nobody who looks like Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf.
8/13/13 - Keri Russell was at the Apple store in Soho to promote Austenland, a movie about a die-hard Jane Austen fan who plans a vacation at a country house themed in the world of the 19th Century British romance writer, which sounds really stupid until I think about how much I'd love to go to Dollywood and it's sorta the same thing except with different accents and fattier food, and that kinda bitch slaps my argument so maybe it's just a really stupid idea for a movie. Keri is Karen Carpenter thin these days, and might benefit from some Dollywood food herself, but at least her hair grew back.
Stephenie Meyer, who produced Austenland, was also there and I'll forgive her for it because at least she's not writing that Twilight shit anymore, which means maybe I'll never have to see that inbred looking redneck hick Kristen Stewart in another movie and she can go back to sucking dick behind the 7-11 for an eightball.
Speaking of sucking dick, thanks to Bravo and a string of grey haired sugar daddies, Padma Lakshmi is no longer the little girl in the small village that has no running water. Girlfriend has made it big, posing for Playboy, sleeping with rich older men for the coins and getting her own reality show. Padma is the Anna Nicole Smith of Mumbai - a real life slumdog millionaire! Here she is arriving at the JC Penney Joe Fresh Back to School launch in Times Square yesterday. Jai ho!
Also there was Molly Sims, who is some model actress whose name I couldn't put a face to because it's a kinda 'meh' face and not supermodel, which is the only kind of model I really care about anyway.
Maria Menounos was spotted filming a segment for Extra in midtown Manhattan. Okay, my friend Pavan told me where she was and I raced over on my lunch hour to snap a pic, but only because she's good friends with my friend Cameron and it's always fun to drop the six degrees of separation card with a celebrity. Maria is a smoking hot Greek girl (my boyfriend points out anyone and anything Greek, to the point that I can't even walk past the yogurt at Whole Foods without getting annoyed) with a killer body, but she's got an irritating machine gun laugh and an annoying way of over-enunciating certain words whenever she goes on the Howard Stern show and acts all horrified when Howard asks her about anal, which the Greeks practically invented so their daughters could stay virgins until they got married.
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