You Sexy Motherfucker!

My b-hole was all atingle (not like that you sucio fuck!) early this month when Lenny Kravitz stopped by Good Morning America to promote The Butler.  Lenny is pure sex in leather pants, always turning on the smolder with his sexy raspy voice, perfect rock star body and the smoothness of maple syrup.  I didn't hear a word of the interview as I fantasized about him pouring chocolate sauce all over his bare chest while the devil sitting on my left shoulder kept whispering 'get me that' over and over in my ear like a cheap slut, and I will say a prayer of thanks to Roxie Roker every Mother's Day for giving us The Jeffersons and this perfect glistening god-man!