Just what IS Victoria's Secret?

The Victoria's Secret cult struck again last week, with distractingly hot models all over Times Square to promote Body by Victoria, another line in the never ending assault on female self esteem.  I swear this company is the leader in the Eastern European and South American sex trade industry.  They must go to impoverished countries, find these desperate teenage girls before they get into porn or kidnapped and shipped off for traditional prostitution, and take them away under contract for legal prostitution.  They work the fashion shows, catalogs and ad campaigns for years, giving teenage girls impossible dreams, teenage boys impossible expectations and married men with no internet or porn in the house a fantasy to jerk off to, until they eventually get too old and are replaced by younger girls from impoverished countries who have the same deal as they did.  Whatever, they're hot as hell, and if they're doing an in store appearance, whoring a product on a morning talk show or going to a Tupperware party, I'll be there with a camera to snap a pic.  Anyway, here's Karlie Kloss, Erin Heatherton and Behati Prinsloo doing what they were kidnapped to do, which is promote anything and everything Victoria's Secret, this time on Good Morning America

And here's Tyra Banks promoting another season of America's Next Top Model, which in a long overdue NO DUH! move, is now including men.  I am surprised this show is still on the air. Not one of the winners of this show has ever become a Top Model, leading me to believe that the whole thing is nothing but serious bullshit lies…you know a scam to make Tyra more money than she's already managed to make with her big tits pushed out to here on the Victoria's Secret runway because she was never haute couture runway model caliber and blamed it all on Naomi Campbell being threatened by another successful black model.  AS IF!