My Second Date With Naomi Campbell

Since things went so well the first time, Naomi Campbell and I decided to have another date.  Technically, Naomi decided to film the season premiere of The Face in Bryant Park yesterday and I decided to stop by and take some pictures, but whatever for semantics.  Because she's a total cunt who runs the show and could not stand them, season one judges Karolina Kurkova and Coco Rocha were replaced by Anne V and Lydia Hearst (who?), pretty much guaranteeing that Naomi is the crown jewel of the show from now until Eternity by Calvin Klein and completely missing the golden opportunity to hire Linda Evangelista and Christy Turlington for what would have been the fiercest judges panel in the history of television or judging or life EVER!  Let's hope she took better precautions choosing contestants, since the girl she mentored last season snatched her Russian billionaire boyfriend right out from under her weave!

Here's Naomi on the set yesterday looking like an African goddess-dominatrix all long and lean and tight bodied, Anne V decidedly less glamorous and poor little Lydia giving her best Cady Haron in the lunchroom with the Plastics on the first day of school.  I can't wait to see Naomi reach into her Chanel clutch, pull out a bottle of hot sauce, slather it all over Lydia and eat her alive!