The new cast of
Dancing with the Stars was revealed on
Good Morning America yesterday, and as much as I'd like to see the lovely Valerie Harper add the Mirror Ball trophy to her Golden Globe and four Emmys, let's face it, Elizabeth Berkley's got this. Elizabeth was in the greatest dance movie of all time (and my second favorite movie ever)
Showgirls, so she's definitely got the edge. Bitch will push a girl down the stairs, scatter beads on the dancefloor during a performance, fuck Len Goodman in the pool like a dying dolphin, then ice her nipples, throw on her best Versayce dress and do her entire 'Goddess' routine from beginning to end to secure that win darlin'.
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